THIS JUNK'S SPAM CITY

You smash on that icon, thinking you're gonna get some juicy goodies. But BAM! You've just entered a wasteland of Spam City. Emails bombarding your inbox faster than you can delete 'em, ads that are more annoying than a mosquito on payday, and offers so suspicious they'd make a used car salesman sweat. You know the drill: "Get rich quick!" "Free st